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kenmeyer Senior Member Posts: 94 |
posted September 28, 2002 05:40 PM
  
.....not really, I just figured we needed more sex topics is all. still eating ketchup. tho lots more chocolate and dr. pepper IP: Logged |
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JustJenn Senior Member Posts: 1477 |
posted September 28, 2002 06:15 PM
Oh my gosh, please no one mention sex around me...My across the street neighbours are this old Chinese couple, about a week ago I got home around 11 pm and as I was walking from my car to my house I looked up and the man was standing naked in the window adjusting a video camera, so i got a good chuckle out of it... Last night I come home at 1:30 again their blinds are up and the lights are on, this time the wife has on a sequined red shirt that is open and nothing else and she is doing this little dance, again I can see the video camera in the corner of the room...So anyway I have a smoke, get ready for bed and just before I went upstairs I looked out my front door because I could hear fighting (the family down the street often feel the need to stand in the middle of the street at night and scream at each other) so anyway I look out, and there is the old Chinese couple going at it up against the front window, I was laughing so hard I had to call my best friend...And believe me they are older than Ken, I know that sounds hard to believe, but they have to be in their 60's... IP: Logged |
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kenmeyer Senior Member Posts: 94 |
posted September 28, 2002 10:33 PM
bwaugghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... oh man, now I am gonna have to clean this up.... IP: Logged |
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Blackwuzzy Senior Member Posts: 1659 |
posted September 29, 2002 12:56 AM
What are you talking about???? [This message has been edited by Blackwuzzy (edited September 29, 2002).] IP: Logged |
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sweetsnail Senior Member Posts: 1396 |
posted September 29, 2002 02:39 PM
ah, hahahaha. I'm laughing so hard right now.  -steph IP: Logged |
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BryterLayter77 Senior Member Posts: 731 |
posted September 29, 2002 07:49 PM
So, Ken, what utensil do you prefer, knives, spoons, or forks? Are sporks ever an option?  Richard IP: Logged |
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JustJenn Senior Member Posts: 1477 |
posted September 29, 2002 11:50 PM
OHHH get this one I told my mom when she got home this afternoon (she and my dad went away) anyway she says that the old guys wife has not been around for weeks and she has actually been seeing him walking around they neighbourhood with a younger woman, who once again put on a little show in the livingroom today... IP: Logged |
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sweetsnail Senior Member Posts: 1396 |
posted October 01, 2002 02:57 AM
whoa, a raunchy sex triangle. Excellent. hehe. I can't believe this topic...Wait, Ken started it. hehe  -steph IP: Logged |
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JustJenn Senior Member Posts: 1477 |
posted October 01, 2002 09:18 AM
Do you expect anything more from our Ken? IP: Logged |
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