posted January 20, 2002 10:43 PM            

Now for some idea's??? Calling on all men and women. ??????? and others

What could we write about? First a location..I say in Europe some place......

posted January 22, 2002 11:44 AM            

We need a setting. Perhaps foggy paris... We all live together in a nice house... uuu what else?? gosh I suck. Anyway...

posted January 23, 2002 08:01 AM            

What else?

posted January 31, 2002 09:54 AM            

I must confess that I always dfelt sorry for gargamele... poor basterd.

posted February 07, 2002 10:39 AM            

I suggest we toss the seepy one in...is there a sleepy one?

Anyway, we have to make up our mind fast, lest we crash and burn and screw up the mission!

posted February 08, 2002 07:43 AM            

...While we were deciding this, a message pop's on the Screen. It's Simon Hale(Duncan's producer) The message on the screen read as followed: "Alert! code red!! Brytney and Nsync have elevated their "flaucinaucinihilipilification" prosess to a higher level! They've got Duncan wearing silly clothe and doing those stupid dance moves!! they even have him wearing a head peace mic!! help needed promptly!!"

..So we get all nevouse and we rush trying to toss the stupid smurf in, so papa smurfs finds out!

posted February 08, 2002 04:21 PM            

Papa smurf gets all excited about Duncans music, aposed to the teen pop crap, and decides to muster up some fule from the smurf bank, but he finds out that gargamelle had taken their last reservoir!But he ends up saving the day anyway! How? he goe's and takes a dump right in the engine!! Why did'nt we ever,ever, ever think about that? perhaps the situation... who knows, but what we do know is that papa smurf is taking a shit in the engine and helping us with this mission! hurray for papa smurf!!

posted February 13, 2002 07:33 AM            

But we need some help to finish this story and get on to another one. Perhaps Bryter Layter or Wolf Spirit?

If not, we've got to press on! Hehehehe...

posted February 14, 2002 12:52 AM            

Papa Smurf's quick thinking saved the Donuts from a real shitty situation. With the space ship re-fueled, the Donuts now headed to New York City in order to prevent Duncan from entering the realm of established teenybopper acts.

The space ride to the TRL studio proved to be tense. How did the Donuts plan to stop Britney Spears, N*Sync, or even Carson "I'm Average in Everyway" Daily? At first, no one had any ideas. Then, Rob spoke up:

"We can take care of Britney Spears a couple of ways. First, we will have to sneak into her dressing room and substitute her Pepsi with Coke, and her CDs for Christina Aguilera songs."

Steph interjected: "That's all well in good, but you know her strenghth rests in her silicone implants. How do we ruin them?"

Rob pondered for a bit, but could not come to a conclusion. Papa Smurf interjected:

"I'm on the V, baby. And back in the day, I was quite the pimp. I will sneak into her room, seduce her, and then, right before making sweet love to her, I will take a daggar and rip the implants out of her!"

Rob and Steph together looked totally amazed, not only in Papa Smurf's plan but also because they learned more about him than they needed to know. But as time and ideas ran low, they agreed to the idea. Britney Spears would be taken care of in more ways than one, but what about N*Sync? The question proved difficult at first, but like the nose of their faces, the answer was clear to both Rob and Steph.

"We throw them to the mob," both exclaimed. The plan made perfect sense because, everytime N*Sync appeared on TRL, there was a huge gathering outside the studio. The group always stood close to the window, so the problem would be getting them out the window and into the arms of the mob waiting down below. Then, the girl smurf came up with an idea.

"Justin Timberlake has had a crush on me for like his entire life. Almost everyday, I receive letters from him, expressing his undying love for me. He always tells me that Britney will never be half the woman I am, but I laugh. I would never have anything to do with him. He's too goofy for me."

"But what does this have to do with throwing N*Sync to the mob?" asked Rob.

"Simple," responded the girl smurf, "I'll get his attention at the studio. As the group talks to Carson, I'll flash him. He will be so stunned that he will fall back into the glass and out the window, and he will take the rest of the group with him...because they will try to save him."

"That might actually work," Steph exclaimed!

The space ship landed a few blocks outside the TRL studio, and the Donuts and Smurfs quickly went to work. Sneaking into Britney Spears' dressing room, Papa Smurf went to work.

"Hey baby, haven't I seen you somewhere before?"

Turning around, Britney looked stunned. "What the f*ck? Papa Smurf, what are you doing in my dressing room?"

"I'm here for you lover. Come on over and sit with me on the couch. I'm looking to see if you're not a girl, but not yet a woman, if you know what I mean."

Looking perplexed, Britney walks over to the couch, stating, "You know I'm not that kind of girl. I plan on remaining a virgin until I'm married."

Laughing, Papa Smurf slyly states, "You know, everybody thinks your lying. You should quit lying to yourself."

"But...but...but...what about Justin?" Britney asks.

"Don't worry about him, baby, what he doesn't know won't hurt him," Papa Smurf smoothly responds.

And as both Papa Smurf and Britney's heads move closer together, Papa Smurf pulls out his daggar and quickly rips out the silicone in Britney's chest.

"Oh, oh, oh no," Britney screams. "I'm melting."

Papa Smurf runs out of the room to avoid detection, as the production staff of TRL runs to see what happened to Britney.

Meanwhile, Rob, Steph, and the girl Smurf take their seats in the front row of the TRL studio. Rob looks out of the corner of his eye to see that Duncan, decked out in clothes from Abercrombie & Fitch, is having a jovial time with N*Sync.

"We need to act," Rob says angrily.

"I know how you feel," Steph says, "but we need to keep cool so the girl smurf can do her thing."

Carson Daily walks out onto the stage to the adoring crowd. Ten minutes into the show, Carson introduces N*Sync, but with an unexpected suprise, Duncan is coming out to do a musical number with the group.

"How in the hell could you do this to us, Duncan?" Steph screams uncontrollably.

Duncan ignores Steph's anger, as Rob just holds his hands to his face. "Oh! How the mighty have fallen."

At this moment, the girl smurf springs into action. She yells, "Oh Justin," as she lifts up her top to flash him. Justin goes into a panic mode as he stumbles backward towards the window. J.C. yells, "Justin, look out!"

However, it was too late as Justin crashed into the window. The four members of N*Sync ran to Justin's aid, as did Duncan. All six of them hung from outside the window, with adoring fans below waiting to tear N*Sync limb for limb. One by one, each member of N*Sync fell into the mob, but fortunately for the Donuts, Duncan was still barely hanging outside the window.

Rob and Steph quickly ran to his aid, but they were obstructed by Carson. Carson just looked at them and said, "What in the name of hedes do you think you're doing? You're not going to save you're precious Duncan. If N*Sync could fall into the mob, so could Duncan. All you'll be left with is a Never Breathing never was or will be."

Angry, Rob throws a right cross into Carson's cheek, knocking him backwards. Steph jumps in by kicking the TRL host unmercifully. The two donuts go on with the beating of Carson Daily until Duncan screams, "I'm going to fall."

Steph rushes over to Duncan and, with her strong picolo playing hands, grabs him by the wrists and pulls him to safety.

"Oh my God, you saved my life. How will I ever repay you?" Duncan asks Steph.

"Go back to being the Duncan all us Donuts knew and love. You can also repay me by going out on a date with me," Steph sweetly says to Duncan.

Rob chimes in, "Yeah, I'd also like to be one of your roadies if you don't mind. I can also play in your band if you'd like."

Duncan laughs and says, "Sure, you two got it! Rob, meet me at my studio tomorrow morning as we lay down a basic track to a song for my upcoming CD. Steph, we can go out for dinner and coffee. We can talk for a time and get to know one another."

Rob becomes excited, and Steph starts doing the happy dance. This was the start of a beautiful relationship Rob and Steph would have with Duncan. And it was all possible because the Donuts had friends in low places.

Papa Smurf and the girl smurf also became big fans of Duncans, and they attended all of his concerts. Everyone lived happily ever after.

The End

I hope you liked the ending to this play.

Peace,

Richard

posted February 14, 2002 10:58 AM            

that's funny about papa smurf being a pimp and all!hehehe..

That was great !

I thought that maybe you would join in on the action too, that would have been the icing!

I'm gonna copy this thread man.

Awesome, awesome!

p.s we did'nt mean to throw this thread down the crapper.hehehehehe...

cheers,

Rob

posted February 14, 2002 10:29 PM            

Oh no Rob - let me read and enjoy. I don't get much time to do that. I am not nearly as creatively humerous as all of you guys.
I'll just take a seat and read. I like my Popcorn with no butter. I'll sneak in everything else like beverages; too friggin' expensive!

What's next now I've payed my front row ticket in advance!!
Shari
*sorry 'bout the edits. I'm such a grammar dweeb.*

posted February 15, 2002 12:10 PM            

Steph- you made me crack up with your replys! You're so funny.

Richard- perhaps you should start another story, and we follow your lead. That's if you have time.

C'mon Wolfie, give it a try. I'm sure you can up with something funny.

cheers,

Rob