posted July 02, 2002 07:25 PM               

-Julien Donkey Boy (what the christ was this even about?)
-American Beauty
-Beautiful Creatures
- Consirpacy Theory
-The Net
-Dr. T and the Woman
-Sexy Beast
-Any of those mass produced, mass marketed Hollywood movies, with a fast food tie in...

okay you know I have many many more, but I will let someone else have a chance

posted July 02, 2002 07:50 PM            

Well, definetely "Titanic"...I think I was the only woman that didn't cry and couldn't wait till it was over!!

I'll think about some more and get right back to you...

posted July 02, 2002 09:48 PM               

First off, American Beauty is one of the best movies EVER. So I dont want to hear your lip missy! Kevin Spacey, Jenn!!!!

AND

Conspiracy Therory, The Net...yes bad movies, but the worse movie EVER? C'mon. Conspiracy Therory at least had Mel Gibson in it. So automatic points for having a good actor. It just sucked that he had bad material. And The Net gets points for having Dennis Miller in it. But thats it.

Titanic, again, overdone, overhyped, over everything. But it was decent!! C'mon. Leo isnt that bad of an actor. And Kate is good too (In Quills she rocked!). Id put Titanic in the Slightly above average catergory. Just see it once and forgetaboutit.

MI??!! You guys! Its Tom Cruise! I can think of 5 Cruise movies that are a million times worse the MI2!!

Worst Movie ever: Dancer in the Dark. It was just a smidge to the right of German film. The horror. The beginning is horrible. Almost Blair Witch in that type of Guerrila running around the parking lot type of stuff. Then as the movie progresses, (and you survive the strange music interludes) the camera is more still and by the time she is in jail, it is finally calm. But by that time your blood pressure is so high your vision is blurry and camera movement is the last thing you care about.

This movie was so bad, i watched it twice. Yes indeed. I was so angry and violent and just fuckibg PISSED i watched the dvd again, just to make sure that it was that bad. And luckily it was. And I am a Bjork fan! I guess not enough. And I love independent film. I do!

Another bad movie is Mafia! Horrible Horrible comedy. I walked out of the movie. The only movie I have ever walked out of.

posted July 02, 2002 10:55 PM            

And I don't like the second Austin Powers movie. Some movies (ok, most movies) don't need a sequel.

posted July 03, 2002 04:17 PM               

Another one is Being John Malkovich - I have to admit the first like 20 minutes or so was some what funny but the rest of it is just weird, stupid and leaves you wondering why you wasted hours of your life when you could have been doing something useful like watching grass grow.

(¯`·._.·´¯` Julie ´¯`·._.·´¯)

posted July 03, 2002 05:57 PM               

Being John Malcovich was weird. Cool concept but I can see how the movie probably lost a lot of people. I just got a kick seeing Malcovich (one of the weirdest personalities out there) jump around.

Thank you Cici. Dancer in the Dark was horrible but it did have an effect on you. Maybe that was the Directors goal. I think people cry at the end of bad movies bc you have been with this character for 2 hrs and then suddenly the story rips them away. It still stucks. And so did the movie.
I hate it that the Director got on his high horse about capital punishment. C'mon already! After all that you are trying to tell me not to kill people. Great.

What kind of expectations did you have for Deuce Bigalow?

I saw Blair Witch when it first came out and everyone thought it was real tape and everyone thought these kids really died. So when I saw it, i thought it was cool. I can honestly say that I had never seen a movie done like that. So points for originally.

[This message has been edited by Springroz becuase she just realized that her engish was that bad. (edited July 03, 2002).]

posted July 03, 2002 10:01 PM               

CUTS - I guess that's the worst, I just can't believe it someone spent real money doing this crap. If you didn't watch it, it's a about a serial killer, like any other movie, but in the end they don't say why he killed everyone!!! I sincerely think it's a critic to those kind of movies. No one would ever do something like that purposely...

TOMB RAIDER - I guess someone kidnapped Angelina Jolie's mother to force her and her father to star this film.

A BEAUTIFUL MIND - bad movies are each day more difficul to tell. This ones tries to hide behind a "drama" label. Commercial and oscar-targeted, using a formula anyone can guess. They did bullshit with his disease, it's not like that. Same thing about the kidnapping with Russel Crowe and Jennifer Connely.

STAR WARS-EPISODE I - George Lucas, get a life

posted July 03, 2002 10:57 PM               

on the subject of ms.lopez, i am hearing rumors that her and will smith are slated to star in a romantic comedy( is everyone cringing or is it just me?)

posted July 04, 2002 08:33 AM               

But I think we are even by now. Because I made him watch Muholland Dr. I actually bought the dvd bc again, i am a lynch. But I had no idea what I had gotten myself into. You never figure out what the jitterbug scene was about until the very end. And by that time you dont know if she is alive or dead, Insane or in a dream. I still dont know what excatly happeneded to her.
And what about that scene when the 2 girls go into that theature to see the opera. And it is an overdramatized show. Then the actress stops singing (but the music w/ vocals keeps playing overhead) and then she falls down. Ha! Classic Lynch.

I havent seen a Thin Red Line because it just doesnt look like my cup of tea. War movies are hard for me to get into. I heard Jim Cavisel was great in it. Someone described the movie as "a war movie done to the rhythm of poetry". She wasnt trying to overdramatize it. She said it just reminded her of poetry. So with that, i can see why that would be highly annoying.

Jet Li is a great actor and a fantastic martial artist. I love all his movies. And Jackie Chan isnt so bad either. Not my favorite, but not horrible. Segal on the other hand...

Charlie's Angels was pretty good. But you had to know what you were getting yourself into. 1. Take the original CA. There were all half retards. I dont expect the newer one to increase their IQ points. It was all about seeing cute girls fight. 2. The director was McG, a mtv video director. This man eats, sleeps, and dreams pop culture. The more colorful and glitzier the better

If you expected anything more than a 2 hr long pop video, then you were disappointed.

posted July 04, 2002 12:55 PM               

I also must admit that I felt kind of cheated thru "Groundhog Day"....all that film just being repeated over and over and over LOL

posted July 08, 2002 10:13 AM               

OK, here's what I came up with thus far:

Hallow Man with Kevin Bacon-- Absolutley terrible. It started off really cool and interesting but it just wasn't executed properly. Toward the end of the film, the entire theater was laughing. That's NOT a good sign when it's not *suppose* to be funny. Ha.

Freddy Got Fingered-- No need for an explanation. I don't know what I was expecting but I still can't believe I paid for this horriffic flick.

Blair Witch Project II-- Ahhh! Eeek! Ugh. 'nough said.

Three To Tango-- The only reason I rented this movie was to hear Duncan's song in it (which was, by far, the best part.) It was so incredibly BAD. I don't get how three relatively big name actors could've signed on for such a crappy film. Who knows, maybe the script looked better on paper... Regardless, it sucked. Majorly.

OK. I have to get to my gov't class.

posted July 09, 2002 11:16 PM               

Harry Potter was horrible. Not only was it LONG, but it was boring, and it included details and characters that had nothing to do with the story. It was like a bunch of people got together to read out of the book and act the scenes out badly. And the kid who played Harry had the chemistry of a wall. The only good part was Alan Rickman, but how they got him into that mess of a film I will never know.

posted July 17, 2002 12:47 PM               

I'm not too much of a movie buff, like other people on the board. However, I've watched a few movies in my time, and some of them were pretty bad.

I think I've already mentioned my severe dislike for anything that Pauley Shore is in, and please don't get me started on Tom Green and "Freddy Got Fingered." In my mind, the fact that there was a movie company out there willing to spend millions of dollars to produce that waste of tape is disturbing in itself. Here are some of the worst films I've ever seen:

Battlefield Earth
The Blair Witch Project
Cool As Ice
The Postman
Waterworld
Pearl Harbor

That's my little list, enjoy.

posted July 17, 2002 07:09 PM            

Silvia

posted August 28, 2002 11:10 PM            

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Jessica

posted August 29, 2002 11:56 AM               

And, although I love Mel, Payback sucked. Big Time. I couldn't sit through it.